It’s not going to make any difference how many times I watch those cooking shows on television, I could never make it as a cook. Oh, I can survive, by not being too particular, but I just hope I never have to depend on my cooking skills to make a living. As long as I live, I will never figure out how anyone can successfully operate a cafe because I wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of how to cook dinner whin I didn’t even know who and how many would be eating. However, I like to try new recipes and, once in a great while, I do pretty good. The other Sunday afternoon I was piddling around the house and decided to try one of those new cake mixes that in six to eight minutes. They come pre-mixed and all I had to do was add three ingredients. I stirred up the batter, placed it in the oven and watched until I was convinced it was going to turn into a cake, then I set about cleaning up my mess. That’s also when I discovered that I had forgotten to add the egg...it was still right there on the table. Can you believe it, three ingredients and I forgot one of them? I really don’t have any business in the kitchen to begin with.